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In the interests of satisfying the urge to post, without taking up too much of my marking time...

The Top 6 Things That Are Guaranteed To Make Me Smile

6. Peeling the top off the butter.

5. The change of tempo in Franz Ferdinand's "Take Me Out" (previously blogged about here)

4. Clean pyjamas in clean sheets

3. The bell on Friday at 3.15pm

2. Michael Cera's face

1. My dog realising I am holding the lead and leaping into the air with joy.

And you?